Template talk:USERNAME

It doesn't seem to work. Maybe <insert name here> can fix it?  –              Smiddle             

I don't think so, since I believe it was <insert name here> who f'd it up in the first place. -MrBucket 09:32, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Oops. I just reverted it back. Is that any better? <insert name here> 16:31, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

It isn't changing <insert name here> to my username.

Discuss. How do I fix that --Capercorn 01:59, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

That's because the site's javascript is currently broken. It should be fixed as soon as wikia update the site properly, and then this should start working again. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:26, 11 May 2007

Poor Spang. How many times have you had to say that now? -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 16:50, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

Still not working Fou-Lu 17:09, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

Could that be because you disabled it about a minute before posting that? • Spang • ☃ • talk • 17:26, 09 Jun 2008

No, Didn't work before that, either. Fou-Lu 17:47, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

Tried clearing your personal .js, to see if it works then? If so it might be an error in one of the other scripts you added in that's stopping it loading. ANd if that doesn't work you might just have to use your imagination! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 17:50, 09 Jun 2008

There we go, <insert name here> fixed it for me! Thank you <insert name here>!! Fou-Lu 18:06, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

You're welcome --<insert name here> 06:32, 29 November 2008 (UTC)

How do I get this working in Hikipedia, because it says the same <insert name here> thing? Black Eagle 20:46, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

How bout this suggestion?

If you want to tell the difference between your name and this template, add this to your (<insert name here>'s) uncyclopedia.css:

#insertusername {
  background: #ffc000;
}

That way, the template shows up with an orange background.

Likey? --<insert name here> thematrixeætsyou, the master (talk) (flames) 07:07, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

.insertusername {
  background: #ffc000;
}

This way, it works. --<insert name here> 16:31, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

thanks --Teelbal 21:51, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

OH NOES!

WHO THE HELL MADE THIS? SOMEONE HACKED MY ACCOUNT!--Stupidmonkey 18:50, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

Relax. No one hacked your account. Read the flippin' first sentence of the template explanation. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 18:52 Sep 01, 2007

IP messes it up

I think it's worth noting that when you're not logged in, it shows up as <insert name here> instead of <insert name here>.

That's intentional. It's the best way to make it fit with wherever it's used and can't show a username. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 10:39, 12 Sep 2007

Do it right or I'll stay up all night watching porn instead!

<insertnamehere>76.177.165.137 22:29, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

Reverting the template was an accident.--Jtaylor1 05:35, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Do it right this time

<insert name here> screwed it up again. Well fuck him. #&@$ 02:30, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

Okay, I fixed it. <insert name here> 02:30, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

No, you broke it. You suck at it <insert name here>. #&@$ 02:30, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

I blocked him. Anonwjkwdol 02:30, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

No way this happened in one sencond. And I was unblocked. Yay. <insert name here> 02:30, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

Blocked again. #&@$ 02:30, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

WHAAAA! Ikeep getting blocked! Boo-hoo. Im going to go cut my self.<insert name here>

<Insert Name Here> Replaced with You?

Shouldn't the default text, Insert Name Here be replaced with "You"? It makes more sense IMHO.--sabrown100 17:38, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, or blank. It will be obvious that it's a fake. Or we could replace it with {{{1|}}}, so it can be changed. --C Teng

Dear Lord,

...this is creepy. Uncyclopedia Rocks! 04:01, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

I agree, I hate seeing my name on pages, it feels like someone is stalking me. And to realize it's fake I have to go to edit and find where it's at and stuff. Da man360^{Leave A Message}

I know right!! I was so alarmed when I saw my name on the Cat page on here and I went to edit it but it said

{{USERNAME}}

on it so I got to this template and figured it out. This is really creepy --RedLightningStrike (talk) 00:23, April 29, 2019 (UTC)

But the fun!! And by this time, y'all oughta just assume its our olde pal, username. . .   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 10:03, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

He just doesn't have a sense of humor. So sad. <insert name here> 17:03, 2 June 2011

USERLINK

Someone should change the explanation of the {{USERLINK}} template, because it hasn't been linking to itself since March 24, 2007. Schamschi, 16:49, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

Done. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 17:02 Jun 06, 2011

What?

I edited my uncyclopedia.js file, and it showed <insert name here>. Then I changed my mind and didn't want to do that. I tried changing my uncyclopedia.js, did nothing. AAAAAAAAA! –Hi! — 21:42, August 26, 2011 (UTC)