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This article is very scary, and may cause :

The heads of young children to asplode or bald men who are over 50 to lactate much more than usual, then implode

Your genitals to remove themselves from your body and run away, then explode

Your heart to jump out and attack you, then blow up and you to grow another penis, then detonate

You should stop reading it. Then kick your computer away and go make some nice tea. If that doesn't stop the effect, then go on foot to Mount Everest and jump, or erupt.

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