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Template:Monster2
This generates the name of a random monster or monsters, to be used for Grue killer death pages and the like.
For plurals, use collective nouns (like: a host of axolotls)."
Usage example:
"In an instant, {{Monster2}} suddenly appears and devours you!
"In an instant, Demon suddenly appears and devours you!