| Dear viewers, This kitten piccata is, rather unfortunately, completely and utterly ape-shit crazy. Its grue-likeness and eerieness do nothing to aid this. The crab cake is ape-shit crazy, and reigns champion at the zoo. If you attempt to hear this, you will (in a most unimpressed manner) become ape-shit crazy yourself. Or else the editors at Uncyclopedia will eat your frontal lobe. |