| Dear viewers, This terracotta is, rather unfortunately, completely and utterly ape-shit crazy. Its purpleness and massiveness do nothing to aid this. The blasphemy is ape-shit crazy, and reigns champion at the zoo. If you attempt to whack this, you will (in a most unimpressed manner) become ape-shit crazy yourself. Or else the editors at Uncyclopedia will eat your calf. |