Dear viewers, This lockpick is, rather unfortunately, completely and utterly ape-shit crazy. Its putrefyingness and cut-rateness do nothing to aid this. The paperclip is ape-shit crazy, and reigns champion at the zoo. If you attempt to hurt this, you will (in a most unimpressed manner) become ape-shit crazy yourself. Or else the editors at Uncyclopedia will eat your hair. |