Dear viewers, This drain cleaner is, rather unfortunately, completely and utterly ape-shit crazy. Its colossalness and boringness do nothing to aid this. The Zork is ape-shit crazy, and reigns champion at the zoo. If you attempt to ameliorate this, you will (in a most unimpressed manner) become ape-shit crazy yourself. Or else the editors at Uncyclopedia will eat your uterus. |