Talk:You have two cows/17

Marriage: You have two cows. You share them with the love of your life. She had no cows to begin with but calls them her own. When one of them stops producing milk, she cooks it on the barbecue before you could tell her it was just hungry. It is now your fault you bought her a fake cow.

Marriage 2: You have two cows. You share them with the love of your life. She gives them to another guy who cooks them on the barbecue. She then gives you some bull.

Marriage 3: You have two cows. You share them with the love of your life. She feeds them and brushes them and pets them and loves them. She refuses to milk them because that's icky. She refuses to eat them because they have names. It is your job to clean up the manure.

142.166.80.83 17:44, December 30, 2011 (UTC)Patrick

Greece (2): You have two cows borrowed from French and German banks. You eat both of them. The banks call to collect their milk, but you cannot deliver so you call the IMF. The IMF loans you two cows. You eat both of them. The banks and the IMF call to collect their cows/milk. You are out getting a haircut.

Or: You have two cows borrowed from French and German banks. You eat both of them. The banks call to collect their milk, but you cannot deliver so you call the IMF. The IMF loans you two cows. You eat both of them. The banks and the IMF call to collect their cows/milk. And now you call them opressors.

African: You don't have two cows. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 191.189.165.54 (talk • contribs)