Talk:Until the Cows Come Home

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this is the first article with an Oscar Wilde quote that I have actually laughed at in about... ever --Huffers 21:08, 7 September 2006 (UTC)


This one got seriously vandalised and generally f*cked up by some twat. I've given it a major clean up by removing a load of random letters inserted all over the place and made the images work properly again. Sorting out all the red links is going to take more time than I currently have to spare, and that section on The Less-Intelligent Design of Cows seriously needs to be given a major working-over. RabbiTechno 16:44, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

Cow Species[edit]

Although said to be extinct, the chocolate cow is very common in Australia, which is known for their Belgium chocolates. When the chocolate cow's utters have been squeezed, chocolate milk flows luciously, giving George Bush an errection. When questioned about this, George Bush said, "that is a lie made up by those horny cows. i have no errections towards cows." when a chocolate cow was brought in to test Bush's statement, as soon as the utter was squeezed, George Bush got a hard-on. George Bush has now been replaced by barrack obama, because the majority of the society agrees that hard-ons towards cows, chocolate or not, is unnaccepptable.

types of cows[edit]

there are many types of cows. they are: brown cows, black cows, white cows, yellow cows, pink cows, blue cows,rainbow cows, spotted cows, striped cows, horny cows and of course normal cows. oh we musnt forget the cows with big swirls on them.

cows language[edit]

also known as the moo, every moo that cows make makes the end of the world come closer.The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)


If no one minds, I might rewrite this from scratch. --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 20:31, March 14, 2010 (UTC)