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Talk:University of Phoenix
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just what the fuck are you talking about raping 5 babies and draining the blood of what the fuckever i have never in my life heard some bullshit like that how the fuck can you even live with yourselfs talking like that i cant belieave what the hell i read i mean what the fuck is your problem