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Talk:United States Declaration of Independence
New F/S idea[edit]
Why don't we try changing all the "original" F's to S's, just as has been done the other way around? Hence, "Fucking Obviouf" would become "Sucking Obviouf", etc. Or would that just be too confusing? (I happen to be able to do the "mind-switch" thing with no trouble, but I understand why someone wouldn't). --Lenoxus 20:20, 11 January 2007 (UTC)