Talk:Unidentified man in green firing turret

Oh dear god we have have HAVE to get this featured! :D --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:43, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

I cant write tonight though; bed n' stuff --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:45, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

This will be our GREATEST achievement!   Le Cejak • <13:46, 22 May 2008>

Yea,

Your start was better than my effort. UMIGFT would have preferred it this way... Good bless him. I might tweak it a bit later when you are not looking though... ;-) MrN  Fork you! 03:38, May 23

"Ol' boss Jenkins says I'm not firing my turret enough." that just made me laugh out loud. Which is saying something considering the mood I have been in today. MrN  Fork you! 03:44, May 23

I'm not kidding when I say that this has to be featured. How close is it to where you would stake your reputation on a nomination, MrN? RHYME!   Le Cejak • <3:50, 23 May 2008>

Kind like the Terminator one... I think they both need something more. Although VFH is REALLY slow right now, so you could just get away with it. Dam you're hungry for moh feature! Hmm... It's 5am and I have work in... Um 4 hours. Woops. It needs links for sure, but I don't think it's quite ready. It could use toning down on the random a little too. Well, not really random, but maybe just a little MrNing here and there... ;-) I totally agree that I messed up the start though. Makes a change to be pantsed myself! HeHe. MrN  Fork you! 03:58, May 23

I can't self-nom unless it's been pee reviewed, and I really don't think it needs it. What sections need polishing?   Le Cejak • <3:59, 23 May 2008>

Dude, can you wait until tomorrow? Defiantly needs moh links whatever happens. Are you going to put this back at the star wars wiki when it's finished? They must surely agree that this is better than what's there now. Surely? MrN  Fork you! 04:04, May 23

I don't need another feature, necessarily :), I just want this specific article featured. Yeah, I think I'll put this up there soon. It's not quite up to Wookiepedia standards, yet. GO TO SLEEP!   Le Cejak • <4:04, 23 May 2008>

OK, screw it. This is going on VFH now so long as you promise to put more links in! Seriously, I have to go to bed! MrN  Fork you! 04:16, May 23

OK, OK! Go nom it! I promise I'll add more links at a later date! ...thanks, MrN! I hope you think it's worthy!   Le Cejak • <4:21, 23 May 2008>

oh oh oh oh oh oh

Nice :D I has turn? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:12, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

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The enigmatic pair of red pants starred in their own right, picking up an Oscar nomination in the category of "Reddest pair of pants on a minor and hitherto unnamed character who is killed within the first 58 seconds of their appearance", sadly beaten to the gong by a pair of pants on Unidentified Panicky Citizen #347 of Ghostbusters fame. Unphased, Red Pants went on to make guest appearances at various fan conventions, often with top billing and definitely with first washing rights. Despite an unsuccessful attempt to hang itself from a clothesline in 1995, Red Pants was invited back to appear in the prequels and were even featured on the exclusive 23rd and a Half Exclusive Digitally Re-mastered Special Director's Red Pant's Cut Edition DVD, much to the delight of people everywhere dark and basement like.

When approached for comment on the unidentified co-star, Red Pants could only offer the explaination;

“ ... ”

while very deep and insightful, Red Pants could not offer any further explanation on the identity of Unidentified Man In Red Pants.

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Scratch that - Cajek you have made a masterpiece! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:57, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

MrN

ADD SOME LINKS! MrN  Fork you! 12:29, May 23

ah! my ears! Would you like me to whore some of your articles somewhere, MrN?   Le Cejak • <15:11, 23 May 2008>

Now there's an offer! Na, I don't really have anything in the offing at the moment, but it's nice to know I have your considerable whoring skills at my disposal if needs be. I do have an idea for a new article and am thinking about an un-news too. Thanks for the offer. Oh, did I mention that this article needs some more wiki links? MrN  Fork you! 15:45, May 23

Heh

Their character shields were just too big for unidentified man in green firing turrets.

So good

There are so many Star Wars articles on this site and they are all SO GOOD. This is brilliant. Being a Star Wars mega-fan I just love seeing its influence spread onto Uncyclopedia. Now I have a new favourite Star Wars character, used to be Anakin (until he turned bad), then Han Solo or Obi-Wan, no actually Yoda's good but then so is C-3PO. Oh whatever it's the unidentified man in green firing turret now. Sir ScottPat UnS CUN VFH (talk) 18:31, April 27, 2013 (UTC)