Talk:Unfomercials:ShamWow! (Unrated)

What are you doing on this talkpage?

Why aren't you out buying a ShamWow!® right fucking now? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:04, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Because I'm poor. I make due with used kleenex. _CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 05:08, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

But ShamWow!® makes that crap look like shit! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:56, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Now see, if it made crap look like gold I would totally buy it. _CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 05:59, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Pah! Watch the ad again! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:25, 7 May 2009 (UTC)!

If ShamWow can soak out all the grease from a Big Mac and Fries, I'd buy it. _CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 04:45, 10 May 2009

That's the least of ShamWow!®'s power! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:11, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

On a related note

Wanted categories make Sycamore sad :( He uses them to find wikipedia sporks and the like. --Mnb'z 06:52, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Happy? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:08, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Better, but I think I can fix it a bit. --Mnb'z 16:30, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Yes you can. I can't. Any code I use I just stole from another page. I'm like that. I'm a code thief. I walk on my tiptoes and make the "plink-plink-plink" sound and everything! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:10, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Hmm

I bet you just discovered that we have an Unfomercials space. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:11, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

I'd take that bet (and lose), but luckily I'm against gambling. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:26, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Holly Fucking Wow!

I'm sure to buy one now!! I mean, as a coke head I spill cola all the time!! That there ShamWow is sure to soak that shit up!! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 198.161.108.18 (talk • contribs)

lame

totally lame —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Roman Dog Bird (talk • contribs)

And by that I assume you mean "totally fucking awesome". It's the only logical conclusion. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:22, February 15, 2010 (UTC)