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Talk:Self-aggrandizement
I don't get the "(or Germany)" part. --Sir Xiao Li CUN VFH NS (Talk)[citation needed] 02:21, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
Plagiarism[edit]
Stop stealing my lines!
Sorry, this has no relevance to anything, it's just I despise plagiarism in any form, being a good product of the Ministry for State Education.
--Kabanov 21:41, 4 November 2006 (UTC)