Talk:Seal Clubbing

What sick bastard would do this? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:00, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Wordplay

Normally I wouldn't ask for an explanation of a joke (cough) but one thing bothers me, as a non-native speaker: is the term "seal clubbing" a pun itself? I mean, clubbing can mean to hit with a club but also to go out visiting clubs. And seal has several meanings as well. So does seal clubbing have a double meaning or not? NaturalBornKieler (talk) 18:06, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

"Seal clubbing" is commonly understood to mean "the gruesome killing of seals by hitting them with a club". But of course Uncyclopedia can make it as punny as it needs to be. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:40, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

So I understood. My question was whether "seal clubbing" might have another meaning besides the obvious one. But it seems not to. Cheers. NaturalBornKieler (talk) 21:55, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Fuck man

Needs MOAR pictures. If you're going to write an article on clubbing seals, at least include something shocking. SpaceN1gr4 08:43, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

• Done and done. Count Bruno 13:27, 14 May 2009 (UTC)