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Talk:Saturn (lying bitch)
I know Saturn's people will eventually delete this article. I just had to get it out there while I could. Woody On Fire! 
Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:05, June 11, 2012 (UTC)
- Is this for the Poo Lit Surprise? —Sir Socky
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GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:07, 11 June 2012
Ok, that tears it[edit]
VFD for cyber-bullying. UNCYCLOpEDIA IS NOT TAHT KIND OF PLAcE!!11! lEAvE SATRUN ALONE!211! ~ BB ~ (T) 
~ Tue, Jul 3 '12 4:39 (UTC)
- It's not bullying if its true. And muthafucka, this shit is da truth! Woody On Fire!
Talking Woody Stalking Woody 04:52, July 3, 2012 (UTC)
- The truth of your arguments has beaten the stuffing out of mine, and rendered them a hollow shell of their former selves. I retire before you, Sir, defeated. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Jul 3 '12 4:58 (UTC)
- A hollow shell of your former self; reminds me of that guy, TKF that I knew once. He never was great, but he sure is awful now.
Yours, with Lust in my Heart,
Woody On Fire!Talking Woody Stalking Woody 05:04, July 3, 2012 (UTC)
- A hollow shell of your former self; reminds me of that guy, TKF that I knew once. He never was great, but he sure is awful now.
- The truth of your arguments has beaten the stuffing out of mine, and rendered them a hollow shell of their former selves. I retire before you, Sir, defeated. ~ BB ~ (T)
Saturn can be such a pushover, Wikipedia has an article of Sailor Saturn and should be added for good humor. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailor_Saturn 71.102.21.238 23:32, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
- Perhaps, but this probably isn't the article for it. If you wanted to create a Sailor Saturn article to do it in, go for it. The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 04:32, July 8, 2012 (UTC)