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Talk:Roy Masters (commentator)
Amazing that this article can say everything that needs to be known about Roy Masters in such a few short, concise, and info-packed sentences. I am qualified to comment by having been myself a passenger on Roy's crazy train for quite a few years in the dark ages of the 1980's. Today I live an FHU-free life and thoroughly enjoy to the fullest extent all the things Roy said I damn-well better not enjoy or I'd die and go to hell -- such as eating, sleeping, music, learning and studying, publicly criticizing Masters as well as lots of sex during which I am not attempting to procreate. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 216.98.244.152 (talk • contribs)