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Talk:Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
Trombonists in particular find Tchaikovsky's music highly annoying to play, as his shining talent for orchestration means he insists on using every instrument in the orchestra, even in quiet passages, thus preventing them from nipping out to the bar during the slow movements.
> > That's pure genius ... thanks to someone! Gustav7890123 02:09, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
Um... did someone just copy and paste the wikipedia article for some of the upper sections. Also, for an article about a famed closet homosexual/crossdresser this needs some serious gay jokes. Milo4242 08:16, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
> > I highly doubt he was actually a cross dresser! 67.242.215.4 17:32, 21 July 2009 (UTC)