Talk:Pontypridd

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I dont think I need to point out that this page is screwed right?

I think you missed the start of the local councils interrogation scheme and the date they were formed. The Town council was formed 25 years ago and have installed seven thousand potholes for trolls to sleep in on a friday night when leaving the local taverns.

Also it needs to be highlighted that Johnny Wilkinson has extended his chain of art galleries and will be opening a new gallery in the £10 mall that will be opening in 1937. In 1937 the mime artist Marceal Marceau moved from Trallwn to Pantygraigwen as he had performed a run of five weeks of sell out shows at the Muni titled Ponty Common and phallic symbol, some rocks and nice view of B&Q.

It is a well known fact that Tolkien based his books on Pontypridd. Several characters can still be seen around the town on the winter solstice outside cash converters looking for my precious. The ring of power has gone through several hands and was last seen being exchanged for an xbox.