Talk:Poland

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Wudka

change wudka to wódka (im Polish, i know how to spell it) —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 109.95.151.250 (talk • contribs)

Bro, this is Uncyclopedia, not Wikipedia. You are going to find pages that offend you. Deal with it. This site is for the purpose of fulfilling all banter. We aren't going to remove or change something because you find it offensive. I personally find this page hilarious. Lord Castabarus (talk) 20:30, April 5, 2015 (UTC)

No less funny if spelling is correct; I'll see to it. Spıke Ѧ 21:09 5-Apr-15

Inactual prime minister

Hello, I wanna tell that on this page prime minister in infobox is inactuall. Donald escaped to Brussel, and Eve Digger (Ewa Kopacz) took office after them. So, can somenone correct it? Thanx ;) 164.127.245.3 12:40, June 24, 2015 (UTC)

New Gov

According to the current situation, the best way to describe the gov in Poland would be Ducktatorship. Reason? Jarosław Kaczyński ("Yaroslav Duckson"?) pulling all the strings. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 195.136.57.58 (talk • contribs)

This article is only semi-protected, so if you pick an Uncyclopedia user name, you will be able to edit it in a matter of days. However, most readers do not know who Kaczyński is, what his role is in the government, or that his name would translate into Duckson. So this should be spelled out, or you will be writing a riddle not a joke. Spıke 🎙️20:06 15-Dec-15

What about Jarosław Kaczyński thesis about having the second Budapest in Warsaw? (There will come the day that the secont Budapest will be in Warsaw - or - pay no attention to my English language - "przyjdzie taki dzień, że będziemy mieli w Warszawie drugi Budapeszt"? 94.254.179.104 13:39, April 16, 2016 (UTC)rw

National hero

Can you please add Master Yi on the list of the national heroes. Every person who has ever met a Pole online knows by now, it feels like the article is intentionally cutting off a huge part of Polish history.