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Talk:Pie (language)
The pie language is known by 4 people on this intire Earth those people were the interpreters of the pie language and decided not to tell because the goblins who told them cationed them if they wee to tell anyone they would have bit their faces off. Thus forth they decided to keep secret to keep their faces. CATION: THIS LANGUAGE IS NOT TO BE USED IN FRONT OF PIE