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Talk:Pi equals exactly three
Shouldn't this heresy occasion at least some comment? For example, perhaps what's really going on here is not so much that pi = 3 as 3 = pi. Of course the weasel wording "for very small values of pi and very large values of three" makes a move in that direction but maybe 3 = pi is the truth, the whole truth, and epsilon but the truth. One can then define zero as the result of decrementing pi a few times, and when you reach zero you have thereby also defined "few." --71.202.237.75 17:10, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
Can someone please ban User:212.159.113.88 for vandalism? Thx.
it's 4 anyway 