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Talk:Physics/old
It says protons are Catholic but protons have mass even on Good Friday and Catholics don't. Catholics have service on Good Friday instead. Maybe they are a new kind of protons? - 24.207.69.250 20:14, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
dude[edit]
you know you dont need all those zeros when you listed the constants. you couldve just added them to the exponent. like this one (9000000000x10^8=9x10^17)
dude dude[edit]
Adding the zeros shows the accuracy of the measurement.
dude dude dude[edit]
What? No It doesn't Retard!
dude dude dude dude[edit]
The second dude got owned. Vaguely.
This page is a mess.
Really? I haz cheezburger.
Bah[edit]
But, everyone, Physics doesn't really matter!