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Talk:Peter Crouch
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This is hilarious. xD
I love Peter Crouch.
- blahblahblah, and I
on him. Heil. -- Emperor Walter Humala
God save him!(God exists?) 
| wanna Talk? 04:33, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
why the Norwegian? He is not the singer of A-ha or anything. MOAR PICS FROM OLD PETERCROUCHCANDOANYTHING.COM
My height chart...[edit]
AGE HEIGHT 4-12 2'0" 13 2'4" 14 2'8" 15 3'0" 16 4'0" 17 5'0" 18-30 5'2" 31 5'1" 32 4'11" 33 4'10" 34 4'9"
108.66.232.29 16:58, August 7, 2017 (UTC)