Talk:P. G. Wodehouse

Sir,

Careful research being carried out by me in secret, and in Cornwall, has revealed that Moore-Nottle could count his hands on a full-moon night. His lifelong difficulty was counting is toes while in bed with the Lady Ottoline.

Your carelessness in getting facts such as this wrong is deplorable.

I suggest you publish an apology, the quality of which may enable me to decide not to write to the Times.