Talk:Mark Twain

What about Fuckleberry's compadre, Som Tawyer? or Thecky Batcher? and who could forget Puff Motter and Jinjun Oe?

what about Twain being a communist mofo??--201.230.80.128 03:44, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

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This is a beautifully portrayal of a classical satirist, good work fellas! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 69.156.155.18 (talk • contribs)