Talk:K-pop

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K-pop means Kindergarten Rock

K means Kindergarten, simple right? And instead of pop meaning popular as it does, its just another genre of music, so in this case, Rock. I could of picked country y'know.

(Korean: 왜 이것을 읽고 있습니까)

just translate in Google and you'd get it.

"does not interest those under the age of 60"

cause in real life it's mainly teenage girls.

"K-pop originated in North Korea"

North, South, what's the difference?

"by the Fifth Beatle, Kim Jong-Un"

The Beatles were John, Paul, George, Ringo and Kim.

"Supreme Leader of the small tropical island nation", "Prime Minister of the large icy continent" and "President Kim John-Un"

changes the leader ranks (PM/SL/Pres etc) and the size and climate of his country.

"John Lemon (John Lennon's half-brother) whom was accidentally turned into lemonade"

cause Lennon sounds like Lemon. And, just imagine a living lemon being turned into lemonade.

"BTS — which stands for Brian's Truck Stop"

sorry Admins, but in this case, Stupid = Funny.

"named them K, Huge Cook, Water Park, Jim, Honey, Trademark (a.k.a. TM) and U-Despair"

plays on the real life member's names.

"On September 11, 2020, BTS and the K-pop genre of music blew up across the world, which resulted in the World Trade Centre in New York City being destroyed."

cause 'blowing up' as in 'becoming big' and then literally 'blowing up'.

"With K-pop taking over the western world, Cowboys started to stage protests"

cause the western world as in the west compared to asian countries but also as in the wild west, hence the cowboys.

"whether this was masturbation or incest"

what is it? I need answers.

"clone themselves 69 and 420 times, respectively"

69 and 420 are funny numbers, idk.

"Twitter user's called this clone army The Army, just Army or BTS Army."

ficitional retelling of the real life BTS Stan's on twitter that call themselves this/these.

The Clone War

I love Star Wars okay. And, not to be racist myself, but this is a joke about them all looking the same.

"unleashed their Clone Army upon the pour seuol's of South Korea"

get it? Instead of souls. Cause Seuol is the name of a SK city.

"had this to say; "I'm just glad that we traded Pete Best for him in the second round pick, y'know?""

just imagine if bands/groups traded members like they do in sports.

"blowing his brains out with a Happiness Gun"

if you can't tell at this point, I'm a Beatles fan and this a reference to the song 'Happiness is a Warm Gun'.

OnePunch (talk) 05:26, 28 August 2021 (UTC)