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Talk:Jon Stewart
Rewrite?[edit]
I was thinking that maybe this article needs a rewrite, but I don't want to offend anybody so I thought I would ask what 'the people' thought of it.
The main gist of the raticle seems to be based on saing the opposite of reality. I think the article would be funnier if it were written from the perspective of somebody like Ann Coulter. Calling him a communist, and maybe docter a photo of him aborting a foetus... What do you guys think? --TheLibrarian 13:55, 9 Jul 2005 (UTC)
Go for it. Saying the exact opposite of reality is one of the things Uncyclopedians cannot do. --Rcmurphy 15:14, 9 Jul 2005 (UTC)I took a stab at it, if anybody has any great ides, feel free. I'm aslo putting up a request for th picture I was talking about.--TheLibrarian 20:50, 9 Jul 2005 (UTC)
Just saying.[edit]
Whoever came up with "born Jonathan Aronwitz Davidowitz Stuart Monitz Leibowitz Jewington Schmolritz" is my hero. I laughed for a good five minutes. Thank you.
Why does this article fail to mention that Jon Stewart is[edit]
Batman?