Talk:Indian Institutes of Technology
Article Rocks[edit]
All that's been mentioned here is completely true. The girls over here get a lot of false attention, and looking at the quality of them?? puhleezzzzz. Its a very common sight seeing 1 girl surrounded by at least 5-6 guys around in the campuses(woah! thats the case in IIT-B at least.)...
- Each and every word is true to the core.You really rock man!
You have put in words the agony and ecstasy of being an IITian! -Varun Tyagi.
- really true iitians are desperate....about girls atleast manish k jain iit jodhpur
Article sucked[edit]
the article simply sucked....could have been a lot more funnier...and what's worse...the page has been locked in order to prevent it from "being made funnier".
- There's a lot of room for improvement. The page has been locked to prevent vandalism. Please sign in to edit the page. — Ambuj Saxena (talk) 04:53, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Article is fraud[edit]
the article is truly untrue "fraud " and is written by someone who couldnot make into iit and is clearly trying to make fun of iitians not realsing how he as clearly shown his shallow intellect and understanding of iit {{unsigned|59.178. But it surprises me that you were not able to guess that most of the article is written by me, an IITian myself, and a very proud one. If you think I have a "shallow intellect and understanding of iit", please go through the Wikipedia article I wrote on IITs first. We are here to have fun. Be a sport and join the game. — Ambuj Saxena (talk) 17:09, 9 December 2006 (UTC)
hello dear I am also in IIT and I am dam sure that this artical is written by an IITaian itself.
No other then IITian can know that much TRUE abt our life ;)
Who the fuck wrote the section on How to Identify an IITians. Cheapu maxx buttermilk and curd angle. Other sections are good but this one was certainly added by an idiot who could not get into IIT and in desperation writes arbit stuff.
Misrepresentation of gals[edit]
The article totally misrepresents the gals who make it to the exclusive corridors of IIT. The fact that the whole article talks mainly about women shows the desperation of the author ! Anyways, I do not mean to get into male bashing. I am proud to be member of a rare species, whose numbers are thankfully growing. It is true that the gals to guys ratio is absymal leading to an unhealthy situation. As IIT gals, we were hounded and were made to feel special, although the common claim was that we were non males ! But our view-point was that although our odds were good, the goods were odd !—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Iitian gal (talk • contribs)
- As IIT gals, we were hounded and were made to feel special, ( really???) which iit?
- Chill out IITian gal. Looks like you came to uncyclopedia for the first time. This article has nothing to do with reality, and everything to do with twisted reality. We are trying here to be funny. With so many cliches, it is really difficult being funny. If you feel that article is concentrating too much on girls, add your own stuff trashing the guys...but puhleez, try to be funny. If you were looking for something serious, I have written a serious article about IITs on Wikipedia, and if you have any problems with that, let me know. BTW, thanks for reminding me that anatomically speaking IITian gals are much different from IITian guys. IITian gals, for one, lack the funny bone. — Ambuj Saxena (talk) 13:39, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
- And numbers increasing ??? , only the average weight is increasing every year not the number :P Uchiha Itachi
- I think gals are the who hound the guys with their 'special effect" looks and dumb behaviour.Year after year this happens!Please make a separate IIT for gals and spare us IIT guys!!
Could be funnier[edit]
Bahh. Article could be funnier
- The make it funnier, No one is stopping you from editing. — Ambuj Saxena (talk) 13:39, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
how much more funnier do u expect it to be.....
then the reality in the article wud be lost.
They aren't that bad - Varun
Hilarious[edit]
This article is hilarious - Akshay Lodha
Why is this protected?
THis article is too good! Hey Ambhuj .. u rock man ! I think this is article is a masterpiece on iit if we look it through the fun angle :D - Ankur Saxena
Hi! I thought it was hilarious!! :D if it means anything at all, this article is the first thing thats made me laugh this much in weeks! " Recently there have been a lot of protests and demand to admit a percentage of students on the basis of quota system. Their argument has been that IITs have always admitted a large number of students who came through the Kota system, and all they are demanding is correcting the 'historically wrong' spelling. Opponents argue that this will be unfair to the non-Kota (non-quota) students and two wrongs don't make a right." HAHAHA.. ROFL! - rohini
Great article[edit]
The first two discussions about the article truly reflect the oversincere dumb like character of some of the IITians. Luckily I am not one of those so my sense of humour is still existent. Anyways I love this article and I feel too good while reading this article again and again. Hats off to the author.
This comment is TNR!
The write up was amazing considering the amount of time left after putting only 40 pallys in 25 minutes, 10 frags in 5 seconds or doing something else that is TNR.
IITan after reading "A is A" - "TNR is TNR"
2 gud and so true awesome stuff
why cant i edit it[edit]
why its locked
yeah, I wanna edit this article too! It could be made more funnier!
yes please letme edit and add even more funnier stuff !!!
- It is locked to prevent vandalism. Please sign in to edit. — Ambuj Saxena (talk) 04:53, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
That was funny. :)[edit]
I liked it. Keep writing such articles and do not worry about those touchy people who only know how to cry. By the way.. I am glad that I am not an IIT'an. :) he he
Please, add this quote[edit]
"In IIT, department chooses YOU" -Russian reversal on IIT
please add these also--
We the IITians are like rockets ,never study ,untill our ass is on fire.
- An IITian on study
Girls are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but i wouldn't want to own one.
- W. G. Wills on IITians attitude about girls.
Luck is the only reason to success.Even Hard Work only increases chances of being lucky.
- An IITian thoughts on labour
- Added a few. Thanks for the suggestions. — Ambuj Saxena (talk) 04:53, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Good work[edit]
I really respect IITs n IITians, but this article was simply fun... Keep it going... Best Lak
carry on guyzzz
iit mein itni marwani padti hai pata nahi tha dudesssssss nnnnjoyyyyyyyyy
Okay , The Article was downright funnny....I want to reveal a few traits of the profs in IIT :
The profs explain the slides with their right hands and carry the sticks on their left hand..which i believe is to balance
the torque due to their heavier right asses.
And yeah another rare trait ..as soon as you clap they automatically expose their bright n shining 42 teeth--210.212.55.3 14:06, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
Open IITs[edit]
Keeping with the times, the Govt of India decided to open up creation of new IITs, thus leading to a mad rush of several new ones. Hey, Facebook opened up its APIs, so did Orkut, Amazon, Google Maps, Yahoo Widgets, .... and the list goes on.
Open IITs[edit]
Keeping with the times, the Govt of India decided to open up creation of new IITs, thus leading to a mad rush of several new ones. Hey, Facebook opened up its APIs, so did Orkut, Amazon, Google Maps, Yahoo Widgets, .... and the list goes on.
GoI decided that the only way to allow millions of Indians to benefit from this resource called the IITs is by going Open Source. Allowing each state and city in India the Right to IIT. They could blatantly copy code from existing IITs, and paste it in new ones. In fact, if they wanted, they need not paste it elsewhere either, for, in some cases new IITs were created by renaming some students from existing IITs to new IITs.
In the future the HRD Ministry plans to offer IaaS (IITs as a Service) in the hope that the creative minds of tomorrow's India will create mash-ups and services on top of this platform.
- That's so true. Unfortunately uncyclopedia is not the place for truth. It is about THE TRUTH. — Ambuj Saxena (talk) 04:53, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
hilarious![edit]
kudos to you man, i love the quotes bit! a little harsh though nevertheless...
United States of India?[edit]
There's tension between IITians who made it in USA and those who tried to make it in India. Ought to be fodder for some clever jokes but I can't think of them yet. Btw, I escaped from IIT Kanpur in '67. Sooku (talk) 00:48, May 1, 2015 (UTC)