Talk:Hong Kong

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Total rewrite[edit]

Article ungood, Col.Swordman rewrote fullwise. (Colonel Swordman replaced the bad article with a total rewrite.)

-- Colonel Swordman 03:38, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

The Opium Wars[edit]

The section under the opium wars is too informative! — Preceding unsigned comment added by 24.207.39.200 (talk) 13:52, 25 August 2006 (UTC)

So, what do you think we should change it to? Oprah Winfrey vs. Chuck Norris? Don't be a fact Nazi, dude! -- The Colonel (talk) 15:57, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

People[edit]

Women in Hong Kong are generally less attractive than their counterparts in the mainland. They have very bad taste in everything, and tend to pretend to be cute. They are called ‘C Lai (means fat yogurt with fat ass)’ shortly after their marriage.

99.97% of men in Hong Kong spend their day time in the Chinese city of Shen Zhen or the city of Macau SAR, getting cheap massages from local working girls. Because of the close distant to these cities, they are able to check-in with their wives in time at night. Their daily travel form a huge capital flow to Shen Zhen and Macau, and effectively improve the GDP in these places. For this reason, the Government of Shen Zhen and Macau, with the help of Hong Kong’s immigration department, designed ‘Smart Card ID Card’ and ‘Octopus’ RFID train ticket that leave no paper trace of such journey. Never in history, have governments of different political jurisdiction worked so closely to assist the sins of mankind. — Preceding unsigned comment added by 218.250.216.28 (talk) 21:26, 6 October 2006‎ (UTC)

Racism or Dirty Joke? 202.40.134.130 01:33, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
or plain pro-communist fanaticism. — Preceding unsigned comment added by 201.230.35.206 (talk) 04:33, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

gweilos[edit]

can someone mention that gweilos means everyone that is outside asia? The preceding unsigned comment was added by WCLL HK (talk • contribs) 08:35, 6 September 2010 (UTC)

Protected edit request on 9 May 2022[edit]

Request: Add File:Green taxi.jpg to taxi. Hong Kong Independence (talk) 01:21, 9 May 2022 (UTC)

I take your point that the article is in error that "every taxi is red, and every red vehicle is for hire." (It was true when I was there, which was before the Handover.) But Uncyclopedia exists to amuse, not to be correct; and the assertion feeds a joke (red = pedestrian blood). Adding a photo that contradicts the assertion does not help Uncyclopedia masquerade as an encyclopedia, and adds no humor. Spıke 🎙️01:37 9-May-22