Talk:Elvis Presley

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This is one of the worst articles I've seen on here. I'm going to start the thing from scratch. Lets all do a better job ;)

Mangotastic 01:18, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

right on. :)

Well you haven't done a better job. The article is now worse than ever. Sorry! Carl Gustav Junk 02:22, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

Alvin

Alvis & the chipmunks...

ummm

i am insulted that this article exists

Wuss. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 04:18, January 1, 2010 (UTC)

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It's likely quite obvious, but I'm new here. Please forgive any initial missteps in formatting I may incur. However, what compels me to join the fray is the odd fact that the most interesting and commonly known facts about "Mr." Presley are strangely absent. I thought everyone knew that "he" was a transvestite from Eugene, Mississippi who first became popular appearing alongside the Colonel in televised ads for Kentucky Fried Chicken. Weird1too (talk) 09:17, July 5, 2013 (UTC)