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Talk:Divorce
My wife ask me for divorced, she practically told me that she has been with me for over 11 years but that she really never loved me. I been always a loving husband, not perfect role model but i was not a bad man nor someone to run from, actually i took care of her every need. I am heartbroken and i love her more than anything. She is graduating and becoming a doctor, she waited until she was done with her school and actually told me that she used me. I promised her to buy her a new x5 for her graduation; and i feel like a tool if i do that... even though i dont want to brake my promise... what should i do?