Talk:Cheez Whiz

Is that grammar awful? Truly. But hey, there's a Committee of Serious and Incredibly Well Thought-Out Humour As Opposed to that Terrible Spontaneous Stuff ,run by Spike-Two Doors-Down-And-To-Your-Left-Sir, attached to this place. I guess I (wrongly) believed he would find some semblance of joy drooling over his keyboard whilst carefully rearranging all those pesky little out-of-place letters for the next 50 hours.

SPIKE:"I'm getting fired aren't I? Hey now, what's that noise over there? God no, not my 1998 limited edition of Scrabble... and my autographed Tim Allen Biography! ARRGGHH! My spleen!" —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 82.9.204.244 (talk • contribs)

Not fired, just banned for two weeks, for ranting at me not just here but in the text of the article. Also for reinserting text that was significantly less funny than what was there before, over my revert. How tyrannical it is to try to keep articles amusing to the reader. Spıke Ѧ 11:46 1-Dec-14