Talk:Case Western Reserve University
SPECIAL EDIT LOG[edit]
This section is to explain special edits: specifically, to justify the removal or serious revision of sections of this article by someone other than its original author.
12.28.2007[edit]
Undid recent changes to add links to a Facebook profile and a photobucket (or some such) account. These violate Uncyclopedia's policy on "i'm so kewl" pages or something; anyways, it's just plain not funny. Just because I rappelled down a stairwell and blew up a pumpkin doesn't mean I'll put it here, because it just isn't funny. For that matter, that entire section seems rather dull, so I've temporarily moved it here. If more than a person or two think it's worth putting back in, it'll be returned after some serious editing. It has potential, but needs a lot of work:
New Hobbies[edit]
In the Fall 2007 semester, the general student body of the university started a new hobby to entertain themselves. It all started when Dengle The Tool found half a phone book in his mailbox. The awesomeness of this prank inspired him and he decided that he would create a new sport. Though somewhat awesome, and completely hilarious, Dengle's sport has not yet caught on. Though he has not yet named it, students have taken to calling it "Couch Chucking". This is both a reference to the general purpose of the sport, to chuck couches, and from Dengle's scream of "I'm gonna pick up this couch and chuck it!" upon finding the phone book in his mailbox. His initial chuck is estimated to have covered great distances and landed somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean in the year 2997, destroying Christopher Columbus' expedition to discover mars.
Also, I don't suppose anyone else can think up something humorous to lengthen those last couple of entries?
--Spinnakr 08:30, 28 December 2007 (UTC)