Talk:Bill Gates

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BILL GATES OR ΒΑΣΙΛΕΙΟΣ ΠΥΛΑΣ. Yes, that really is a picture of Bill Gates.

The word sexy comes to mind for a brief and uncomfortable second.. --Wes 23:16, 24 Apr 2005 (EDT)

Very funny stuff, people!

I Fuck poop every day everyday 124.179.31.168 06:42, February 7, 2010 (UTC)AAA

Windows Vista release Conference

I've made an image of Bill Gates giving a speech, but suddendly...BSOD!!!!

THIS IS A PILE OF HORSE KACK

lol

awesome dude! - 172.176.61.104 22:40, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

Whoever is fuckinug with the Rock Star part and adding in the most retarded shit ever needs to stop. - Steve

NB

The first paragraph of this article is far too factual. Please. FIX IT

rofl harris laughs I find this article very offensive. Therefore I am sueing you. --BillGates 03:03, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

You can't sue me, I'm suing you first!--Medvedev ^(scream) 17:56, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

I'll sue both of you! Srslylol 19:13, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

I'll sue you in England! Yonnie 22:42, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

Editing?

Why can't I edit the page buttmunchers, I have something witty to add to the quotes section?

Registered users can only edit this page. This is just to avoid vandalism from non-registered. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 19:15, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

YEAH! Me too! i gots a funny quote to add, too!

Bullcrap. You know Bill and his henchmen at MicroSoft have prevented people from writing anything off color. Anybody with the name 'mocha' (as in Mocha frappacino) in his name (see above) has to be from Washington State, and obviously works at Microsoft. We aren't that stupid, thank you Mocha.

I' like to add a quotation too:

“I am self-critical ... I'm always searching for things I'm NOT perfect in.”

~ Bill Gates on himself

I would like to add something about Bill Gate's son Bill Gates Jr. to Bill's Uncyclopedia page, but sadly it is locked. It is very informative. Please help --User:Sjmaniak

3.5" floppies

3.5" floppies xD

95 was crap, wtf wrote this shit if only i could fucking change it

I agree 95 was AWESOME for its time

Billion

Bill Gates's money was the first thing to be 1x10^9, so that number was named after him.--Joshua Issac 01:25, November 30, 2009 (UTC)

THE BITCH GATES

THE BITCH STOLE MY COMPANY MY MONEY AND MY EMPLOYES AND FRIENDS AND CLAMIED THEM AS HIS OWN124.179.31.168 06:40, February 7, 2010 (UTC)Some Guy You Never Heard Of

bill gates is the richest man on earth being worth 40 bill. any girl will suck this guys dick for what he calls a couple bucks