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Talk:Biggus Dickus
I've completely and utterly cocked-up (ho ho) the chronology of all this. Biggus would have been Legate under Tiberius which was when Jesus was crucified and all the other stuff happens after. Yes, this is important. I'll do a major rewrite sometime soon. --Zarbag 22:26, 9 June 2009 (UTC)
He was just a friend of Pontius Pilate surely ? --
RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 22:52, 9 June 2009 (UTC)
- He wanks as high as any in Wome! His backstory is fleshing out quite nicely. So many excellent opportunities for (barely) double entendre. --Zarbag 19:05, July 28, 2011 (UTC)
Biggus Dickus' wife[edit]
...wasn't she Incontinentia BUTTOCKS?
- I think you're right, anonymous stranger; I've edited it.--Zarbag 15:52, April 14, 2011 (UTC)