Talk:Autofellatio

Autofellatio and Ashlee Simpson are (separately) big in-jokes on Wikipedia, hence the category. So this has a lot of that. I started from a copy of the Wikipedia article on Autobiography, which is written like a press release, but my brain ran away screaming about three paragraphs in. This article needs a bit more generalisation - David Gerard 20:05, 9 Apr 2005 (EDT)

Is "Sales and Chart Positions" supposed to sound like the reporter is about to cum from sucking himself off and then fails, or is it just my dirty mind? Probably just me. Mindspillage 14:14, 9 May 2005 (EDT)

Either it's not just you, Mind, or I have an equally dirty mind. Either way, I expected a big climax at the end. Without it, it's... mumblemumble interruptus. --Some Bozo 22:41, 29 April 2006 (UTC)

How could he talk if he is "sucking himself off", huh? It's kinda hard, trust me. Wait a minute:!!DID NOT COME OUT RIGHT!!--DiZ 18:34, 17 June 2006 (UTC)