Welcome to the Mother Ship of amateur comedy writing! (Amateur means we don't pay you to do it.)
This is where the original Uncyclopedia wound up. You might as well pick a user name. We have no "partners" that want to sell you stuff. Giving your email simply lets you recover your password; we don't send spam. Uncyclopedians get a talk page, private edit area, and a welcome, maybe, if you actually edit; and we won't de-platform you for your views, if they're funny.
Talk:A Note from your Killer
There[edit]
I fixed up the ending and went along with what Sycamore said. Which ending do you prefer better? --Kglee 02:01, 19 October 2008 (UTC)
I made Cortana (Windows 10) read this article aloud. It was *almost* spot on, except Cortana never laughs, ruining the implicit maniacal laughter in the article. Also, all the stuff that wasn't part of the article got included. Oh, and Cortana also doesn't know how to pronounce the word "eh". -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 03:36, November 9, 2017 (UTC)