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Suicide note

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This is where Suicide Notes are often written in, together with the person's name.

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Dear Mr. Crisp,

Please don't get our hopes up.

Do remember that actions speak louder than words.

Also bear in mind that Linkin Park will get owned when they try to sue a dead person.

Sincerely,

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