Robux
Robux is one of the most rarest currencies on earth to come across, and then spend. This is because when you boot up Roblox for the first time, the owner of the game is too selfish to give you at least 1000 R$. The creator probably also has 200,000,000,000 R$ at his disposal. Who knows? I don't play stupid kids games (except for Fortnite).
Ways to acquire Robux[edit]
Buy It[edit]
The only LEGAL way to get Robux is if you have at least $5 in your bank account so that you can buy 400 R$ at the in-game store.
You don't have any money? You better find a job then!
Play Obbys[edit]
Very few of them actually give you Robux, and sometimes you can get fooled into thinking that you are SO RICH THAT YOU CAN BUY ROBLOX IF YOU WANTED TO! But hey, you just might get lucky! Enough said for this one.
Find a Robux Generator[edit]
Like how in real life how money grows on trees, Robux can be generated in basements on the internet. However, these don't really work. The generating website will pretend to generate Robux and then at the end make you complete an offer and even if you do manage to complete it you won't get anything. And you're like "Dang, I got fooled! AGAIN! I'M NOT PLAYING ROBLOX AS LONG AS I LIVE!".
Win the Lottery[edit]
Somehow you might win the lottery and you can use the money to buy R$. No pressure. Even if you don't win, you don't need R$ to live. Just somehow BEG your mom to buy you Robux and if she says no, PRACTICALLY ROB HER CREDIT CARD AND BUY 10,000 R$ FOR ALMOST 100 DOLLARS!
What can you actually buy with R$?[edit]
- Weird outfits
- Passes in Brookhaven RP
- Things that you can show off
Consequences of Robux[edit]
Buying Robux can really annoy your mum. Mostly when she hears something along the lines of; "Mummy, can I buy Robux please please please with a perfect red cherry on top of an ice cream sundae?" every single, f*cking day.
She also gets annoyed when you start sulking about how your friends have Robux and you don't, because she won't even buy 400 robux for you.