Psycrow

Psycrow is the most ass-kickin' queer bird from Baltimore there ever was. He is known for being an enemy of Earthworm Jim.

History

Early years

Psycrow was born in 1971 in New York City; he grew up during the disco craze and witnessed the Son of Sam murders. According to WCBS news reports, Berkowitz did encounter Psycrow in a dark alleyway, but fled when the crow told him his dog was going to abandon his battle plan. Psycrow also watched the Star Wars Holiday Special and was the one who fought the frizzies at 11.

In 1980, Psycrow became a big-name fan of Little Marcy (alias Strawberry Shortcake) and visited the Bradlee's parking lot where she was left to die. When that incident heralded the end of Disco, Psycrow moved to Baltimore.

In Baltimore, Psycrow participated in gangs and was taught suburban karate.

Enemy of Earthworm Jim

By 1994, Psycrow was a hitman for hire, being promoted by the leader of the Baltimore Bluds. He was hired by a whore named Queen Slug for a Butt who wanted him to find her "SUPAH SUIT," since her last boyfriend, Frozone, obviously couldn't. Psycrow learned it belonged to a porno star in the making named Earthworm Jim and set off to kill him with a harpoon gun he made out of a clothes hanger and a hot glue gun he stole from a vocational program. He was never able to defeat Jim, but the one instance where Jim and his partner in crime Peter Puppy shrunk to microscopic size and went inside of his head made Psycrow aware he was queer.

Later years

Psycrow eventually got a show on CBS national, "Psycrow's Most Wanted Super-Suits," which only lasted one season before it went the way of other obscure shows like Thea and Grounded For Life. However, that didn't stop Stephen Colbert, who was the biggest fan of the show, from making his own show inspired by it called Late Night with Stephen Colbert.

Psycrow eventually landed a job as a teacher at Grand Tiger Martial Arts in Upper Marlboro, where he would fight people, teach people how to fight people, and chase after kids with a raygun, yet everyone thought he was nice. This is where he met the gay love of his life, Swayzak, who was already in a hetero relationship with Sara, but opted to become polyamorous and invited Psycrow to move in with them. They discovered they had alot in common, ex. they both liked New Order and they both were bluds. Now Psycrow and Swayzak stay up late watching late-night television when Sara's out working. They were unfortunate to catch Stephen Colbert perform his terrifying Skibidi Biden routine live on TV the one time it happened, which eventually led to Late Night with Stephen Colbert to get cancelled after objections from the Planet of Easily-Frightened People. (Psycrow loves this planet)

Psycrow also discovered CupcakKe when the queer community began making remixes with her, and decided to join in, becoming Floptropica's #1 big handsome dude.