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  • June 9th 1863: American Civil War: Battle of the brandy occurs in Brandy Station, VA. confederate forces seize a previously union occupied liquor store.
  • May 20 1862: President Lincoln signs into law the Homeless Act. This allows middle class americans with no money to steal over 160 acres of land from the poor.

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