Platonic Solids

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Platonic Solids!!! New from Heinys!!!

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Give your baby the full benefit of geometric goodness. Comes in five exciting new styles:

Tetrahedron - its pointy texture helps baby swallow!
Frinkahedron - diced so fine even a gnat could eat it!!
Octahedron - like eating a diamond!!!
Dodecahedron - promotes tooth growth by grinding away milk teeth!!!!
Icosahedron - the king of solids; promotes regular bowel voiding!!!!!

Remember, moms! Demand Platonic Solids from your grocer!!

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