Photo Lineup Business
Harry:
I have something I am surely positive you will be very interested in. I have created something incredible: a photo line-up business which burns with a fire inside all of our hearts.
This business contracts work out to the local police department. For a small fee, I go down to the police station and take pictures of inmates, pick up my check and (BAM!) I’m done! It’s a little corner-store operation, no real fanfare. Me and my wife, Janice, started it about twenty years ago.
Donald, you’ve always been a friend of mine. Do you remember when I used to live on my father’s ranch — how I would always take a walk in the morning? Well — one day I found something weird in a field: I don’t know I created this business, I just have! OK? Anyway, I saw a building (and I still see it sometimes, I just try and run through that field, trying to reach the business) and I tried to shield my eyes from the light, that blinding orange light.
A Business we can all Relate to[edit]
I’m afraid: what would happen if society collapsed, and so many people died that humans were endangered again? The business we’ve been running will no doubt begin earning a lot of money soon. We’ve been improving efficiency dramatically lately, mainly by reducing the cost of our supplies and doing more photographs.
| Area: | Q1 | Q2 | Q3 | Q4 |
| Bowling Green, W. Va | $500 | $2,560 | $5,780 | $6,500 |
| Henderson, W. Va | $100 | $2,000 | $18,000 | $50,000 |
| Fort Collins, CO | $4,050 | $4,200 | $5,000 | $6,000 |
| Hopkinsville, W. Va | $760 | $900 | $9,500 | $90,000 |
You wanna’ play with cities in the night?! WE’RE ALL REACHING FOR SO<METHING- I’M GOING TO START A FREAKIN’ BUSINESS RIGHT NOW AND I’M GOING TO CALL IT “HOME-TOWN PHOTO LINE-UP!!!”
I exist because you UNDERSTAND my shit? Oh, yeah. LET'S SEE YOU EXPLAIN TO ME NEW THINGS THAT EXIST ONLY AT NIGHT. DO YOU FEEL THE FEAR NOW? OH YEAH!! I'M HERE BECAUSE GOD TOLD ME TO BE HERE! THIS PLACE IS INCREDIBLE… I'm in this new environment that fosters feeling. These words are incredible. Please, look at Figure 1. It shows our profits. Please take it to increase your life and health. Please. FUCK IAM TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO YOU SOMETHING NEW GOD-DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dad, if you're listening, I have something to tell you. I'm not you're little leave-it-to beaver grade A student you thought I was. I'm joining the Army and leaving boarding school forever. YOU NEVER LOVED ME!!!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!! And, I swear, one of these days, I'm going to make it in the BIG CITY! Tell Mom I love her and I'll be writing again soon.