Parasitic

Parasitic -- This takes many forms, biological, human and "a burden to society", just to name a few.

• Biological -- See: Madonna
• Human -- See: Boy George, Hippies
• Burden to Society -- See: Madonna, PETA, Dan Rather
• All of the above -- See Paris Hilton

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