Open Windows
Open Windows (abbreviated as OW) is an ongoing project released by AIM (Apple-IBM-Motarola) that anyone can edit. The catch is that Open Windows comes with absolutely nothing installed; all extensions must be downloaded from the Open Windows website (windo.ws).
History[edit]
Open Windows was conceived of by Steve Jobs one day while on drugs. Inspired by awesome open-source projects such as StepMania and OpenOffice, Jobs wanted to help convert Windows users to the amazing functionality of OSX. We still can't figure out how open-source software can do this, but damnit if it won't stop most people from using it.
Popular Extensions[edit]
Some of the most popular extensions are based upon previous Microsoft creations but written completely from scratch and therefore bug-free (assuming that the programmer knows a compiler from his ass). More and more extensions are being created every day. Why not make your own?
Defag[edit]
Sometimes the files on your hard drive become totally gay and slow down your system's performance. To remedy this, a defagmentation program is needed, similar to Microsoft's file-arrangement utility.
Mineduster[edit]
Based upon the X-Lnux game Mensweeper. It features added levels for increased difficulty. The annual Minesweeper Championship is now forcing competitors to use Mineduster because of a mastery of the Expert level.
Messy Desk[edit]
Based upon Microsoft poop. Its most prominent feature is the ability to permanently disable the Office Assistant(Origglly developed by AIM.). If you choose to use it, you can browse through a plethora of entertaining characters such as Annoying Coworker, The Boss, and the crowd favorite Straight Up Gangsta.
Xbox 360 Emulator[edit]
Never fork out money to play a video game again. All you need is a keyboard, and you're all set to play your favorite Xbox poop$pee games, complete with full backwards compatibility. Joystick/gamepad functionality is not included.
Klondike[edit]
Based on Solitaire (Made by IBM in 2009 BC). Nothing is changed here besides the ability to use custom images for card backs.
Mozilla Firefox[edit]
It's not based upon anything created by Microsoft; it's just a kick-ass browser.
Steve vs. Steve[edit]
A game where you can pit Steve Balmer against Steve Jobs for who the biggest freak is!
Apple Authentic Advantage (AAA)[edit]
The alternative to Windows Genuine Advantage, it works by comparing several random numbers to those generated by Apples servers. In the event that a non-authentic copy is identified, all power is directed to the display adapter, which causes the monitor to explode.
Linux Emulator[edit]
Apple displaced this shit. Nobody uses it. Ever.