John Reaney

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“Who the hell is John Reaney?”

~ Oscar Wilde on John Reaney

One of these dudes could be John Reaney...

John Reaney is a legend of the Geelong Gaels football club. As secretary, he leads without bias (except for the Fact that Meg is his favourite.)

Even though he favours Meg, Tam is apparently his second favourite (fooks sake Tam!).

John is known for his dedication, drive, tantrums and weird toes!!

The secretary of the Gaels demands respect except when he's abusing refs or being abused as a ref!

Even though the opposition think he's a nipper he's actually a Top bloke!!!

Not knowing who the hell he is[edit]

The truth Is, nobody knows who John Reaney is.

Early life[edit]

John Reaney was Born on... earth possibly?