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HowTo talk:Smell a Bit Like Fish
My friend lives above a fish monger. She smells a bit like a fish anyway - no effort. Maybe you should add this as another option, though of course it would involve moving to a flat above a fish shop.
There must be a terrible risk of getting eaten by English people. oTHErONE (Contribs) 11:28, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
Don't forget about catholics on fridays --212.219.58.250 12:10, 6 December 2007 (UTC)