HowTo talk:Get Banned

ZOMG this is seriously subversive stuff

I have some additional thoughts on how to get banned, but I am afraid of getting banned when I add them to this page. Please advise me on how to proceed. Just for the sake of argument (not trying to get banned), these are my ideas: writing articles in a different language than this one, abudnant tpyos, insisiting that you have imaginary grue for a pet (who's a clever grue then ey? You are, Wendy! Yes! Here, a ground borg cooky for cutest grue in the whole wide worldweb!) and pissing off our Belgian friend Chefke (aka Moneysign). --di Mario 16:02, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

Writing in a different language will get you a {{Qua?}} at most (unless you deliberately recreate it). Typos? I've never seen anyone get banned for typos... Having an imaginary pet grue seems to be a thing for some of the chatters. Don't see why it would be a problem. And pissing off an admin is what gets you banned, yes. But that's because you violate rules and policies. Personal attacks are something I rarely ban for, provided they're not disruptive (as in repeatedly performed).

Now I would like to know what you're playing at, Dimario. I've told you I'd rather not have my real name used online because I prefer to keep the two seperate. Yet now you've gone and put it here... Are you trying to lure me out of my cave and get me to react harshly? --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ign^STFU F@H|UotM|+S 16:20, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

Wait, wasn't Chefke the name of the city you used as a home base in Diablo?--<<>> 16:23, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

Okay, Money, you are true to form. I deliberately put something here that imho was bound to catch your attention and hopefully make you react in a not-amused way. It worked. Mind you, this is the talk page, not the article itself. And since the whole point of the article is letting people know how to get banned, providing this information for them rather is in the spirit of the page's intention. It is a sure-fire way of attracting your ill-disposed attention. Bannination ensured! And before you care to ask, yes, I am messing with someones brain. I'll let you off the hook though, changed the ******* reference to Chefke. In hopes of unjust banning (for others than me), --di Mario 19:09, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

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“Someday you'll look back on all this and laugh.”

~ Some guy

I love that I began this article over my frustration with the trials of adminship, but that it has taken on a life of its own now with the humourous contributions of so many authors. I'm at the point now where this is entertaining to read as a third party, despite the fact that I'm still an admin and the content is still true. ~ T. (talk) 16:30, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

Heh. I fully agree. Srsly, we should do something about the way some admins ban over the most trivial things... --User:Nintendorulez 00:09, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

Makes a note of Nintendorulez name for future reference.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

*RUNS SCREAMING IN TERROR AND CAPS LOCK* --User:Nintendorulez 00:29, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

I'm seroiusly amazed that nobody has listed either "let Famine see you edit something" or "be Nintendorulez". Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 11/5 03:35

Heh, good ones. Should I add 'em? --User:Nintendorulez 17:19, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

Naw. Both are grounds for banning. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 11/5 18:11

Question

Why would you get banned for nominating BENSON for WotM? --Micoolio101 ^{(whine • vandalism)}

Ask Famine? --User:Nintendorulez 22:55, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

But why? Isn't he just like any other user? --Micoolio101 ^{(whine • vandalism)} 04:22, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

No, I ban people who aren't using their sig template properly and who make & use excessive templates. Usually in 1 day if both don't magically improve. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 11/11 15:59

TOMPKINS

TOMPKINS IS STRAIGHT, AND QUITE A PLEASANT CHAP OMG LOLZ

Put...

Put this shit on www.totse.com. That is a known subversive site. 65.163.112.153 02:36, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

No thank you, we would rather not.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 10:30, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Add...

38. Edit article This page does not exist. -MrBucket 09:55, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

We have that. "23. Create 'This page does not exist'." --AAA! (AAAA) 10:51, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Add this please.

Hello, I've just translated this article to portuguese, and I want to ask someone to put [[pt:Deslivros:Como ser banido na Desciclopédia]]. On it. Please. Signed: Diamond Edge 200.139.100.5 23:07, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

Done. --AAA! (AAAA) 23:38, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

Add this one too

Tell a Admin that they're not cool, helpful, sexy, attractive, nice at all. Tell him/her that "You are full of shit!". Good way to get banned. Secret Agent Man 03:10, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

Another addition

I made an edit to an article in my namespace, then I realized that I included two very harmless links. One of these was to permaban me, so I protected my edit. Should including such a link be added to the list? An-elite 02:04, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

Another suggestion

For Admins: Replace MediaWiki:Common.css with that of Wikifur. 24.13.203.96 18:03, 18 August 2009 (UTC)