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HowTo talk:Create a Commercially Successful Indie Band

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Im gonna make one right now :D Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png

Hehe, success! That'll be 70% of your earnings, with interest of 7.5% pcm for each month it took you to become successful, plus a £2,500 fee for tutoring. Plus roughly £500 for the guitar. And £150 per week for lessons. Let's just say I'm rich :D lol --~Fag x FS 20:16, 18 January 2008 (UTC)