HowTo:Take lunch to the next level

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So you're sick and tired of the same old lunch everyday? And you want to make your co-workers jealous with an awesome lunch? Well, I have the solution for you!

Take your lunch to a whole new level!

Think outside the (lunch)box[edit]

Nice pun right? I think it's good, pretty proud of myself for that one.... Anyway, first you will need food.

Some examples of food include, but not limited to;

  • Sandwich
  • Apple
  • Food
  • A lollipop
  • Meat (in general)
  • Macca's (or as the non-Aussies call it, McDonald's)
  • Dishwasher detergent

Also add in a pop-top (juice box for non-Aussies) for good measure.

Next level[edit]

After you have your basic white girl (or guy), (or them/they?), (or whatever stupid pro-nouns you use, I don't give a shit) lunch, it's time to take it to the next level.... literally.

The lunch for Aussie champions


  1. Enter the elevator
  2. Go to a higher floor (e.g. if you are on 1F, go to 2F or if you're on the BF go to the GF) - (that wasn't a boyfriend/girlfriend joke, in Australia that's what we call the Basement Floor and Ground Floor, but I digress)
  3. Make sure that your lunch enjoys the elevator ride. It will probably enjoy the nice classical music. If it doesn't, RUN!
  4. As you get to the next level, take the lunch out (to lunch)


  1. Walk up the stairs with your lunch
  2. You have taken lunch to the next level
  3. Good job. You win.

But seriously, how can I improve my lunch?[edit]

I don't know. Do I look like Gordon Ramsay to you?? No I fucking don't you donkey.