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 West of Mansion Score: 0 Moves: 7

> go west

This is an open field west of a white.... mansion?

> look around

...Wow. This place has definitely improved since Zork 1. Somebody went and added about five floors to the building, not to mention adding wider windows, a tall roof, and a fresh coat of paint that literally shines with white purity. Also, the front double door (from which you came) is invitingly wide open.

There is, however, still a small mailbox here with "1600 Pennsylvania Avenue" written on it. To the far west is a decorative archway leading to the outside world.

> enter archway

It's boarded shut. Heh, some things never change.