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Zork 3

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 Tunnel Score: 10 Moves: 6


> Enter tunnel


You squeeze into the tunnel and run along the path. When you reach the end, you see a strange device.


> Use device


It's a teleporter. You are teleported out of the house. When you awaken, you find yourself in a small town.